I came across an atrocity this weekend. Conspirators are amongst us, flaunting themselves in front of our faces, and NOTHING is being done about it.
Friends, our Jonathan has a hit out on his life, but nobody seems to care. Well, I care, and I’m going to bring this to everyone’s attention, including the authorities. Behold, the evidence.
I have questions. The first one is, how did they mic this? I don’t see lapels and there is so much movement, I don’t know if a boom could pick it up. I need to know. The second question is why would you post your plans on YouTube? Cold busted, buddies. I would walk through FIRE for my man, so if you think you’re getting away with this, well you’ve got another thing coming. I’m filing a police report immediately.
Jonathan- First of all, you’re welcome. Secondly, I’m leaving the day after tomorrow. My flight takes off at 8 something in the morning. LAX. You should wear comfortable shoes that will allow you to run swiftly to the gate. Just saying.