Hey y’all. Sorry for the absence. I had a guest in town, a writing assignment due, and I got into the Orange is the New Black vortex. I have a lot to say about this series, so feel free to contact me if you’d care to hear.
OK. So what’s happening, you ask? Apparently a lot. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Stamos went on Jimmy Fallon AS Uncle Jesse and “reunited” his band, Jesse and the Rippers, and performed a medley of their “greatest hits.” He’s even wearing a merkin on his neck to recreate that bi-level haircut that was so in during the 80s. I think he may be lip syncing as well, but we won’t hold that against him. I mean, look at this face.
I love the audience on stage, dancing behind them. They look like die hard Jesse and the Rippers fans.
OK, so that happened. Also, as I was walking around a local mall yesterday (I know. Bleck.), bestie Paul noticed this and then I had to do this.
Overly dramatic? Yes. Vintage dress? Yes.
But now onto more important business. I wrote another letter. This time, it’s going to his manager, Danny.
I basically said the same thing I said to Jonathan, but I told him that if he helped me accomplish this goal, there would probably be a gift basket in it for him. That’s fair, right?
This letter is officially in the mail, and now we wait again. Today is Wednesday. We’ll give them until next Wednesday. Ugh. I need them to contact me. A hunger strike would really suck.