Dear Ellen

Hey y’all.  I’ve been absent for a spell.  I apologize, but I had a lot to do.  I promise.  I’ve been rewriting a script (for pay), working on a pilot (for free), worrying about finances (although free, seems like it costs $), and sweating my ass off because apparently Los Angeles has relocated to the sun. Seriously, for a gal who lives in an uninsulated attic, this weather is abhorrent.

The good news is, with what little free time I have, I did manage to teach myself a few things on iMovie and made a small, unprofessional video that will transmit through the Internets to Ms. Ellen DeGegeneres:  America’s Sweetheart.  Want to see it?

It’s more difficult than you might think…  Taking a bunch of stills and adding voice over, and then making sure that the voice part equals the image, and ugh…  Tedious but better than cleaning the bathroom, I suppose.

I have sent the video to The Ellen Show via their website and will also Tweet it to her.  I mean, I don’t know if she gives a damn about some unemployed middle class gal living in an attic.  My gut says NO, but one never knows, does one?  Let’s think positively.  Fingers crossed.

Oh, and I haven’t forgotten about you, Jonathan.  It’s just that you keep ignoring me, and I have to try different avenues to accomplish this goal.  You’re still on my mind.  xoxo