The act of renewing my vows has paid off, ladies and gentlemen. Good news. Good news, indeed. Gather ’round the hearth, and let me fill you in.
Many moons ago, I attended The University of Texas at Austin. My freshman year, I pledged the Delta chapter of the Alpha Delta Pi sorority. We were a rag-tag bunch. Good girls, good grades, and I was called into standards more than once for smoking at a party. Yeah, I’m crazy like that.
There, I met one of my besties, Jane. Jane and I were partners in comedy crime. She could play the guitar, and nothing embarrassed me, so as you can imagine, we were dangerous.
Jane has since moved on. She is a mother, a wife, and an Atlantan. The funny thing about Atlanta is that John Stamos is shooting something there AS WE SPEAK.
Jane’s adorable husband, Phillip, works with a guy that has a thing… I don’t know the connection exactly, but JS is filming in this guy’s building (or Phillip’s building – I DON’T KNOW!) and one of the producers said he’d show the blog to my Jonathan! Oh my God, you guys, what do I do? Should I post something that will get his motor running? But what?
I know! Dudes love naked pics of girls. I post a naked part of my body. Nothing but skin. Here’s a picture of my naked back:
I don’t want to brag, but this picture was taken in Paris. Sorry Kathleen and Brian, but I had to cut y’all out. This is about me. Per usual.
Meet me Jonathan! It’s destined to happen. I’ll buy you a drink.
Thank you Jane and Phillip. LYLAS