Being alone in a foreign land can be exciting, scary, and lonely.  I’ve experienced all three emotions, including others.  

Some of you may or may not be following American Cheerleader in Paris, but if you’re not, you are not aware that I got pretty sick whilst by myself in this far away land. It’s hard enough being ill alone.  Throw in a foreign country and a foreign language, and you have yourself the makings of a Locked Up Abroad episode.

In the deepest depths of my inner fantasies, I envision a knock at my door.  Who could it be? Nobody knows I’m staying in the 17th arrondissement.  I open it to find…

 

He has to wear his glasses because the flight was long and laborious, and he’s tired.  I get it, baby. I get it. When a woman does an act of love such as this, she is a psycho freak.  One of the many advantages of being a man is that you get to act psychotic and it’s considered cute.  Debonair, in fact.

Do it, Stamos.  Just do it.

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