Sorrow. Despair. Me.

I am heartbroken.  For real sad.  Like, teary-eyed, heart hurting, wake up in the middle of the night to pee but then remember that you’re sad, so then you can no longer go back to sleep because you can’t stop thinking about why you’re so down-trodden.  That kind of sad.

Some of my best friends are leaving LA.  I grew up with them, and I am so in love with their child, I can’t even stand it.  Sigh.  It’s called life.  And it sucks ass sometimes.

The Stamos news is non-existent for me, BUT there was some chatter about him on one of my favorite websites, Jezebel.

They’re all up in arms over Adam Levine being named People’s Sexiest Man Alive.  They think he’s a douche.  I’ve heard rumors as such, but what in the hell do I know?  Personally, I rarely agree with People’s choice of SMA, so I don’t care.

I digress.  If you take a look here, you can read Jezebel’s article about sexy men telling People Magazine about their sexiness.   There is an AMAZING picture of our guy with a quote about his hygiene:

People think actors use special creams–all I use is soap and water! – John Stamos

Do you think he really said that statement with an exclamation point at the end of it?  I have my doubts.

That is all for now.  I’m going to attempt to eat breakfast while sobbing uncontrollably.  Happy Thursday.