Sorry Nick Jonas

I am so confused.  It has been brought to my attention that Jezebel.com has made an astronomical mistake and it involves our Jonathan.

Bestie Amy came over last night and aked if I had seen this. Ummm, I’m sorry.  Nick Jonas and John Stamos: Separated at Birth?  I don’t think so.

I am not one to bash others for their looks.  Sure, Nick Jonas is an attractive guy, if you’re into that sort of thing.  But my Jonathan is like a statue sculpted by fairies.  His skin of caramel alabaster shines in the moonlight.  He smells of Tide laundry detergent and sauteed onions.  Jonathan IS HEAVEN ON EARTH.

Sorry Nick Jonas, but no human man can compete.