This is the End

This blog has been the longest run of my life. I haven’t even had a relationship in the past 10 years that has lasted as long as this blog. (Or any of my other blogs, now that I think  about it.)

What differentiates this blog with the others is that this thing doesn’t seem to have an ending. I’m done not having control over this situation, so I’m taking matters into my own hands.

Desperately Seeking John Stamos is coming to an end. A big end.

Not one to completely throw in the towel without making a big to-do, I will end this blog thusly.

1) Desperately Seeking John Stamos the blog will be adapted for the stage and titled Desperately Seeking John Stamos: The Musical. (I have already done this with one of my blogs, so this should be a piece of cake.)

2) It will be a musical adventure, chronicling the ins and outs of benign celebrity stalking. Did I mention the singing and dancing?

3) At the end of the performance, the last number will be determined by Stamos’s attendance or no-show. It’s a choose your own adventure stage piece!

4) This performance will take place in the fall because I need time to write it, and nobody is here over the summer.

That’s all I have. Time to write, plan, document, and promote. I’ll keep you apprised.