[WATCH] BITCHES IN WEHO “CAN’T MEET US” MACKLEMORE PARODY

[WATCH] BITCHES IN WEHO “CAN’T MEET US” MACKLEMORE PARODY

Our fav Bitches in Weho,Ty Chase and Jaclyn Marfuggi, have returned with another gem in this MacklemoreCan’t Hold Us‘ parody called “Can’t Meet Us” and it’s briliant! You know I’m a sucker for cute white chicks who can rap like no other. A special shout out goes to guest vocalist Anthony Maggio Braithwaite for making it a complete threesome. These girls capture the essence of what being in WeHo is like with these lyrics…(that’s West Hollywood for you uninformed)

Fresh out gym cross fitting / Lil bit of sweatin / Lotta bit of boozing (amen sistuh furend)

What can we say…we work out just so we can drink and party. Rinse and repeat. Now, we’ve seen ballahs make it rain up in the strip clubs, but have you ever seen ballahs make it rain (frosted) flakes? Well, first time for everything. Anyway, check out this awesome music video!

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Can’t Meet Us” Parody lyrics

CHORUS:
Way to bail out flake
Bride didn’t show up
This her moment
We’re sick of this BS
So we write her ass off
Cause this city can’t meet us
Cause this city can’t meet us

Return of the Clique Step Up!
What it raps, what it says, what it is, what it isn’t.
Looking for a MotiV to get up outta bed
Do my walk of shame, not flake on this meeting

Get Up! Fresh out gym cross fitting
Lil bit of sweatin
Lotta bit of boozing
Somewhere between Ty Chase and Jaclyn
WeHo Clique! Nope! Ya’ll can’t copy

Yup Bad Parody timing
Not tardy to this party
My clique’s got back always but flakes for some bdays

Fave ‘scuses- I can’t get in. I left my home for you.
Security said no to my tits. No ditch. No flake. I swear. I prom.

Let excuses go LiLo wants her crown.
Got Charlie Sheen mad and you’ve surpassed her style.

Flakey!

Got off the flight.
Aah, Just landed.
picking us up.
Yay! Not stranded.
Nice sign. Not for me?
Where you at?
Put down that shot. Come get me.

B-A-I-L-I-N-G. You’re bailing.
Call you Tony the Tiger
They say you’re Mrs. Frosted Flakey
With your wack, act,crushing
Head and Shoulders cross the city
With your Pert Plus, no trust, dummy.

Flakeys out here
They cant commit to nothing
Courtside. Lakers. Nicholson
Stupid, you flaked on that one

Flakeys out here
Nah they cant commit to nothing
Bootycall, playmate of the year,
Idiot, you even flaked on that one

CHORUS:
Why you be late flake
You extend the invite
Im a first round draft pick
Now im a bench warmer
So we write your ass off
Cause this d-bag can’t meet us
Cause this city cant meet us

Why you be late flake
You extend the invite
Im a first round draft pick
Now im a bench warmer
So we write your ass off
Cause this d-bag can’t meet us
Cause this city cant meet us

Yall can’t kick it, hashtag
I’m flaking on you
I threw up, really wanna meet up
But that’s what you get when Spice Girls raised you

Yall cant meet me
Flake hard like a president, sir kiss my feet
Morning after pill with me, I don’t want to miss a beat
Get down like old school Britney

I got my clique behind me
Checked in so they can find me
If I fall, I tweet it
You read it, then fave it
Retweet it, we like it
Screen shot it, repost it
We share it, then wear it
We love it, you hate it,
Don’t flake now…
WE MADE IT!

ANTHONY:
Na na na na na na na na
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Na na na na na na na na
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Na na na na na na na na
Oooooooooooooooooooh
Na na na na na na na na
Weeeeeeeeee-Hooooooo-Cliiique

CHORUS:
Why you be late flake
You extend the invite
Im a first round draft pick
Now im a bench warmer
So we write your ass off
Cuz this d-bag can’t meet us
Cant this city cant meet us